"x-rays from the moon". Wow. That's... scary?? Like, if it's enough to give toxic sludge actual sentience (and the ability to propogate??) then what is it doing to, like, everything else on our planet? Oof.

Man, maybe I need to get on your meds. I have an opposite issue. I might have too many orgasms haha. I figured it would level out as I get older, but my sex drive seems to grow in proportion with my age. Send medical help lol.