http://thaao.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] thaao.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] marchionessofmustache 2016-08-17 10:43 pm (UTC)

Yeah, in Skryim pretty much everything is a mess though and they even use that as the excuse of why there's no courtship because the world is so fucked that no one can be bothered, so they just wear a necklace and are like 'ok let's get married because you're wearing the necklace' LOL. But apparenly people who are willing to get married on the spot because they see a necklace are too sensitive about relationships to be open to poly stuff, idk.

LOL well like idk how much you know about sex/porn mods but like basically you install a 'base' sex mod that just replaces the generic 'nude' model with actual nude models instead of underwear people, and it adds some functionality -- basically it gives all humanoids and some animals a bunch of new animations and stuff that can be used for sexual things, but the base itself doesn't really do anything, it just adds functionality. Then you go and get actual functioning mods which are pretty varied -- I basically got ones that adding kind of realistic stuff, like you could hit on people and try to get them to sleep with you but they had to like you and your speechcraft mattered, too, so like if you sucked at speechcraft you'd be worse at turning them on or whatever lmfao. And you could get improvement mods for the base like... instead of just one base dick for example you get a mod that adds a variety of shapes and sizes and even randomizes each character's size and shape LOL and this also added some functionality where you could like... 'pose' their peen for some reason, I guess to troubleshoot like if your animations involving multiple characters weren't lining up right or something, idk, but you could kind of move them around a lot and it was funny.

Anyway, so I ended up spending way too much time like... after killing people, looting all their stuff (so they'd just end up being a naked body) and then like... trying to make them do funny poses and stuff by dragging the bodies around... which for some reason was 100000x more fun when they were naked and you could play with the dong. Even though mostly what I did was stuff you could do in vanilla like drop their head in a fire or something stupid.

Though later I got a 'necro' mod that let you re-animate bodies or summon their ghosts and have sex with them lol. The 'zombies' were just... pretty much as if you had never killed them in the first place, like they'd talk and whatever like normal people, and then just SUDDENLY FALL DEAD when the game recognized they were done with the sex again and it was so weird. I didn't really like that mod LOL. I also had one where if you were killed, sometimes instead of dying, the person(s) who killed you (and sometimes monsters) would have their way with you and then leave you there naked... so you got to live but you lost everything (and saw a rape scene lol). It was kinda fun and actually saved me once from a group of bandits I stumbled on early-game who were a bit out of my league, but then they gangbanged me and left me with nothing and a wolf killed me anyway LOL but if it hadn't been for the wolf I would have lived XDDDD For some reason the base mod thing only supports animations of male monsters + female characters (though with the humanoid races, there's a variety of available animations for any combination), so I wasn't able to get 'saved' by the wolf LOL. And sadly there is no spider support no matter your character's gender.

OK I TALKED WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT THAT LOL

Sadly I don't have the game any more, I had pirated it since I already bought it twice on Xbox so I feel like I've supported the game enough LOL and I barely even played the Xbox version... but anymore I'd still rather actually own the PC version anyway so I'm hoping someone will buy it for me when it's on sale for like $20-25 with all the expansions and stuff. You can still mod the Steam version, so I can go around and play with dead people's privates and get achievements while I do it.

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