marchionessofmustache: (ロマサガ3・ウォード ♥ 普通)
marchionessofmustache ([personal profile] marchionessofmustache) wrote2016-08-04 05:01 am

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UM SO

I WAS LOOKING AT RECENT MARIO SALIERI FILMS BECAUSE IT'S LIKE THE ONLY SHINY PORN I REALLY LIKE AND

LIKE I WAS SPECIFICALLY TRYING TO SEE IF I COULD FIND WHERE DON FERNANDO STARTED WEARING A MUSTACHE (HE SEEMS TO LOSE IT SOME TIME IN 2005, BUT I CAN'T FIND WHERE HE STARTS IT)

BECAUSE UH LOOK:



NICE RITE

BUT UH

I RAN ACROSS SCREENCAPS FROM THIS FILM

FROM 2003

AND



OLDER!HORST WITH SOLO STACHE??????????????????????????????????????????

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE SEEN HIM WITH MUSTACHE AFTER 1997

I AM DYING

DO I HAVE TO GO THROUGH LIKE EVERY HORST BARON THING EVER MADE EVER NOW???? TO SEE IF THERE ARE MORE LIKE THIS???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

BECAUSE

I WILL DO IT.

[identity profile] thaao.livejournal.com 2016-08-07 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
LOL hey maybe that's a part of it, though, everyone is so hairless their skin probably reflects a lot more X_X That's another problem with modern porn XD

Though in modern 'gay' porn (the worst), I'm pretty sure they like literally grease up the entire body of everyone to make them extra shiny. It's so weird looking LOL

[identity profile] kenyefartson.livejournal.com 2016-08-07 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh yeah I hear ya. I've watched some modern gay porn and it's like.... nah LOL Stick to the vintage/retro stuffs haha

[identity profile] thaao.livejournal.com 2016-08-07 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah lmao XD Horst pretty much started his career near the very end of the 'retro' era, and that's also when he had the solo stache, so films with him from that period are a special treasure XD