marchionessofmustache | (no subject)

UM SO

I WAS LOOKING AT RECENT MARIO SALIERI FILMS BECAUSE IT'S LIKE THE ONLY SHINY PORN I REALLY LIKE AND

LIKE I WAS SPECIFICALLY TRYING TO SEE IF I COULD FIND WHERE DON FERNANDO STARTED WEARING A MUSTACHE (HE SEEMS TO LOSE IT SOME TIME IN 2005, BUT I CAN'T FIND WHERE HE STARTS IT)

BECAUSE UH LOOK:

NICE RITE

BUT UH

I RAN ACROSS SCREENCAPS FROM THIS FILM

FROM 2003

AND

OLDER!HORST WITH SOLO STACHE??????????????????????????????????????????

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE SEEN HIM WITH MUSTACHE AFTER 1997

I AM DYING

DO I HAVE TO GO THROUGH LIKE EVERY HORST BARON THING EVER MADE EVER NOW???? TO SEE IF THERE ARE MORE LIKE THIS???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

BECAUSE

I WILL DO IT.