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[marchionessofmustache]

UM SO

I WAS LOOKING AT RECENT MARIO SALIERI FILMS BECAUSE IT'S LIKE THE ONLY SHINY PORN I REALLY LIKE AND

LIKE I WAS SPECIFICALLY TRYING TO SEE IF I COULD FIND WHERE DON FERNANDO STARTED WEARING A MUSTACHE (HE SEEMS TO LOSE IT SOME TIME IN 2005, BUT I CAN'T FIND WHERE HE STARTS IT)

BECAUSE UH LOOK:



NICE RITE

BUT UH

I RAN ACROSS SCREENCAPS FROM THIS FILM

FROM 2003

AND



OLDER!HORST WITH SOLO STACHE??????????????????????????????????????????

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE SEEN HIM WITH MUSTACHE AFTER 1997

I AM DYING

DO I HAVE TO GO THROUGH LIKE EVERY HORST BARON THING EVER MADE EVER NOW???? TO SEE IF THERE ARE MORE LIKE THIS???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

BECAUSE

I WILL DO IT.

Comments

[kenyefartson.livejournal.com]

Oooooh! Very nice.

ALSO WHAT IS SHINY? Everything I'm into, that means a different thing so teach me what it means in porn please.

[thaao.livejournal.com]

Shiny is just how I refer to modern porn (usally anything from 2000 onward, though the very end of the 90s got shiny too). Because of the strong lighting and better film quality, I guess, everything just looks so 'shiny' XD

[kenyefartson.livejournal.com]

My brain was like "is it cos everyone waxes everything so they look shiny???"

I get ya now, makes sense.

[thaao.livejournal.com]

LOL hey maybe that's a part of it, though, everyone is so hairless their skin probably reflects a lot more X_X That's another problem with modern porn XD

Though in modern 'gay' porn (the worst), I'm pretty sure they like literally grease up the entire body of everyone to make them extra shiny. It's so weird looking LOL

[kenyefartson.livejournal.com]

Oooh yeah I hear ya. I've watched some modern gay porn and it's like.... nah LOL Stick to the vintage/retro stuffs haha

[thaao.livejournal.com]

Yeah lmao XD Horst pretty much started his career near the very end of the 'retro' era, and that's also when he had the solo stache, so films with him from that period are a special treasure XD