a dream

okkkkk so I had a dream that I was at toys r us (lolllll) and there was some weird pokemon event and you could like walk around the store and collect pokemon or something idk and at one point I was sitting down and horst baron came up??????????? lol and like was talking to us (like there was a group of... pokemon... people) and he was standing over me and I like looked up at him and was like 'you look really familiar' and he like made some comment like trying not to say 'OH DO U WATCH PRONS' like as if he worked at another store I saw him at or something idk LOL and like from how I was sitting I was like right in front of his crotch and I was like 'oh, no, wait, I know. i'm really used to seeing you from this angle' and he was like *suggestive face*

and uh like the right half of toys r us was some kind of weird like men's clothing outlet instead of toy LOL and like there was also like an optometrist ?????????????? and like there were these little like private rooms and he like showed me to one and was like 'you can be alone in here and there's a good amount of room, just so you know' LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL and like then we left and the entire dream was me like... trying to catch the stupid pokemon (like we had little plastic pokeballs and you threw them at stickers and then looked in the ball to see if you caught it or not LOL it was weird) and trying to devise a plan to sneak away to meet up with horst in the like optometry room so I could suck his dick but like I never seemed to manage to get around to it and when I would run into him he'd be busy like legit helping customers LOLLL and like yeah it was super weird

but yeah now i'm awake and hungry for horst baron lmfao

and fyi it was like... idealized horst because he was like... older and had greying hair but didn't look like normal 'old horst baron' and had mustache like earlier-late 90's horst LOLLLL