One World Marriage Candidates

My package is in Indy as of 3:30PM yesterday, so there's a chance I may get it today...! I'm not gonna hold my breath, though, as it usually seems to take some shuffling around at the post office before it gets here, so I'm really expecting it tomorrow. But there's still a part of me that's hopelessly hopeful (... oxymoron?) ...

Anyway, let's talk about the marriage candidates in One World. I do plan to get the DLC, so there will be in the end 6 marriage candidates for each gender. Annoyingly, stupidly, frustratingly there is no same-sex marriage in this game. You've probably heard this rant before, but it's not even so much that I care about my character being able to be gay, despite being gay myself. It's more that I don't want to get 40 hours into the game, end up liking a character of the "wrong" gender, and having to restart the whole game because I'm "locked out" of that candidate.

So let's review the marriage candidates from what we know about them pre-release (as no one has bothered to update the wiki yet anyway) and see if we can't decide on which gender to play as based on who we potentially want to marry.

I should start off by mentioning I hate the wannabe-animu noses everyone has :\ Just so I don't have to mention that in every single profile lmao.

( WHO to WOO? )

Pioneers of Olive Town Marriage Candidates

Well, my package didn't come today. So hopefully, I'll get it tomorrow... that would have been the original estimated date, but it's been a wild ride with those. Depending on where I looked, I got everything from the 2nd to the 9th. But it's likely to come tomorrow.

So I still need to bide time before then. Awaiting stuff is so difficult lol.

So let's talk about the marriage candidates from Pioneers of Olive Town.

( WHO to WOO? Olive-eaters' Edition )