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Japanese has so many like... weirdly specific words. 孤月 is a "particularly sad-looking moon."

Also last night on 205, Drew Gulak betrayed Tony Nese for personal gain and I like... literally cried about it and lost sleep over it like... literally as in not figuratively (lol I have to say 'literally literally' now) and like I'm still upset about it today and I don't think this is healthy to be this attached to rasslin LOL

RSG2 is releasing on Steam and like every platform ever the day after tomorrow! And it's almost tomorrow! So it's like... barely over a day :D Of course, it'll be a while before I can really play it on Friday but GET HYPE GET HYPE

I am gonna do a play diary of it and already set up a page for it so I can just get right into writing.

Nov. 3rd, 2017 07:02 pm
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ok so

I've been watching 205 since the beginning with my brother and I watched the CWC on my own before that, and like... I can't believe that there has actually been like... real character development??? And plots that actually have some sort of foundation to them????

In regards to my ranking thing, I'm not going to completely redo it right now, but here's some stuff based on learning the characters who didn't appear a lot or were different before I 'met' them in more recent episodes:

- TJP has gone from one of my least favorites to one of my favorites. Well, not on the hotness list because he still looks the same, but actually seeing his story and development and understanding how he came to be a bitter asshole actually makes me really appreciate him a lot, and pre-manipulation TJP was adorable and wonderful, so I reeeaaalllly like him now hahaha.

- bearded Drew Gulak is not so 'generic' feeling when you get to know him. Especially nice that he's supposed to be a huge sadist who gets off on hearing the painful screams of his victims lmao. This also makes politician Drew even more alluring. Though he's really snapped now. Before he just liked doing normal wrestling stuff to hurt people -- you know, submission holds and stuff. But now he is like severely injuring people to enforce his rules... like he hit Tozawa in the neck with a wooden pole to destroy his vocal chords so he couldn't chant and was even about to break Metalik's leg to prevent him from doing jumping maneuvers... which is kind of terrifying but also really hot so liektalkgjaslkdgj

- LINCE DORADO IS ADORABLE AND SEXY. He did some cute stuff on Twitter recently, but more importantly, watching his old matches, he's just... hot in general??? So he has moved up both lists considerably, I'm sure. But yeah he's wearing a mask but I'm like DAM DAT CHIN and like, his body just has the Good Shapes? Even though i'm not into muscle type really.

- Mustafa Ali is the definitive perfect cinnamon roll character. When I first started watching and he talked about how people judged him based on his name and appearance (WWE is so afraid of ACTUALLY addressing racism because their target audience is racist I think LOL so they won't even say 'skin color' or anything like that when addressing racism issues, even when they're forced to directly confront it...) I thought he was going to be a Jinder-Mahal-like heel, but he ended up being just a really awesome character who really did just work hard to prove his worth and try to change people's minds and he really did win over the hearts of the fans which I think is really cool?!

- Daivari being so underdeveloped throughout the entire series is making me really love Daivari Dinero more.

- Tony Nese is like the only character who speaks English that doesn't develop at all? I kinda understand how they don't write as much story for the people whose actors can't speak English, but why has Tony Nese gotten like literally NO story?? He like... literally exists to be fan shipping fodder for Gulak or something...

- Hoho Lun was in the intro for like five months but never appeared in a single episode (except the first episode, where he just stood in line with the rest of the roster). Tajiri only appeared in like 2 episodes... I liked him in the CWC and was really hoping to see him as a character in the early episodes but I guess he was just... nonexistent?

- This is actually related to recent developments since writing the ranking post combined with some old stuff, but I really like how Kendrick is kind of a two-faced heel. Like generally, the bad guys are just super obviously bad and everything they say are do is just like "RAWR IM VILLINNNN" but Kendrick acts like a good guy and tries to help people (at least to get them on his side) and stuff, and he's just not just a walking rage machine who hates everyone because he's eeeeevil. So he's a really fun character. He's gotten a bit more bluntly evil recently, but because he's kind of on a high from actually being able to manipulate someone successfully I think hahaha. Though I think it's interesting how he and Jack are trying to recruit Cedric now, and I actually thought it was maybe going to work.

- Unrelated to everything else, but the Halloween episode was the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. "RIGHT THROUGH THE CANDY CORNS!" I was just like o______o the whole time. Even little kids would probably think it was cheesy?

Oct. 30th, 2017 10:55 am
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OK so I haven't posted in a while because of things, which are still kinda ehh, but I need to ramble about rasslin and like literally no one I know cares so uhh, here we go.

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I don't feel like doing anything meaningful or productive, so here's a 'hotness ranking' and 'love ranking' of the fifteen WWE cruiserweights (WITH PICCIES). Because I love them all and need to express it somehow and I don't know anyone who likes the same garbage I do.

hotness ranking )

love ranking )

And, uh, that's it. I think I'mma go eat now lol X_X;;
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OK so I've been wanting to talk about this for a while now lolol

Sunday was No Mercy which I'd been really looking forward to, especially because of the Cruiserweight title match. Which was like one of the last things so I'll get to that last. I just kinda wanna go over all the results and some thoughts on them. Most of them will be short.

Kickoff Match - The best thing about this match was Titus O'Neil because he's very handsome and was in a suit lolol. I actually like Elias though. I didn't really care who won but was kinda hoping Elias would since he seems less popular or whatever lol. And he did. But I would have been fine with Crews winning just as well. Especially because Titus lmao.

Intercontinental Title - I can't stand Jason Jordan and even though The Miz is kind of annoying, he's annoying in a fun way, and I like him. Plus I didn't want Miz to lose his title, so I was rooting for him. And he won, so yay.

Man vs Man - While this is probably the opposite of what you would expect, I'm just not a fan of these dirty beard redneck characters like Bray Wyatt. Plus his whole gimmick legit creeps me out. So I do at least appreciate him for that. But he's not gonna be one of the guys I'm cheering for in most matches. But even that aside, I've grown really attached to Finn Balor and was really hoping he would 'prove' himself as normal-guy-Balor and not Demon Balor. And he did so I was really happy about that~~ Especially because it was one of those cool comeback/adrenaline wins, too.

Raw Tag Team Title - The Tag Title is the best part of Raw tbh. And this was a great match because it was two of my fav teams against each other. Honestly, The Bar totally deserve the title, but I also wanted to see The Shield Minus One defend the title... I really like all four of these guys so I was going to be happy whoever won.

But uh the main highlight of this match was Cesaro. he legit had his teeth knocked in when he faceplanted against a metal beam. They were shoved 4mm into his gums. And he was like... bleeding all over the place. But he just kept right on going. And when he tagged out he got a little help from the sideline medics and then went right back into the match, bloodying up the ring and everything. Tons of respect for this guy. Hopefully his dental surgeries go well. I already admired Cesaro a lot but his dedication to the match and ability to fight through something pretty horrific like that sent him skyrocketing up my favs list. I even swapped him into my TapMania team even though he's only a 1-star XD

Raw Women's Title - I was excited about this match before they turned it into a Fatal 4-Way, and then even more annoyed when it became a 5-way (even though I love Bayley and was really happy to see her back). I just said Tags are the best part of Raw but the Women's division is just as great as the Tags. I was either hoping for Nia Jax to take the title or for Alexa Bliss to retain it.

Nia is the biggest threat so everyone kinda worked together to beat her up. I guess it would have been a boring match just Nia VS Alexa. Because the winner of that is obvious before it even begins hahaha. Nia really deserves to get the title and I hope she does get it eventually. But Alexa ended up defending, and she actually put up a great fight, when leading up to the match she seemed scared of her opponents. She definitely earned the title so it was cool.

Roman Reigns VS John Cena - The direction of the narrative already determined the outcome of this match... so I think everyone kinda knew Roman Reigns was going to win. I actually love Roman Reigns and don't understand why everyone hates him, so I was happy to see the 'taking of the torch' and glad he and Cena talked respect after the match.

SO UP UNTIL THIS POINT EVERY SINGLE MATCH HAD GONE MY WAY :D So of course, I was feeling pretty excited about the next match, since it seemed like I was getting everything I hoped for out of No Mercy...

Cruiserweight Title - The Cruiserweight division is my favorite part of the entire WWE and 205Live is my favorite show. When I first started getting into all this recently, Enzo Amore quickly became my favorite wrestler. But I had mixed feelings about him joining the Cruiserweights because, well, he just doesn't... fit. The CWD is all about technical wrestling and everyone in it is amazing and skilled. But Enzo is a crappy wrestler (which is why I love him) who gets by pretty much on pure attitude and a bit of bending the rules. Which is not very 205-y.

Though watching 205Live I really started to hold Neville in high regard as King of the Cruiserweights. So when Enzo was introduced to 205Live and just kept winning match after the match with his stupid tactics, I was starting to get pretty annoyed. The Cruiserweights work really hard and don't get enough attention, and Enzo was brought to the division pretty much solely to increase its popularity and get more viewers since he's ridiculously popular. Which is cool -- I'd love to see 205Live get more credit and viewership and the CWD become big stars. But it completely disgraced the whole division by turning it into a display of technical prowess to... the Enzo show.

But at the same time, even before joining 205Live (since his breakup with Big Cass) I was really hoping for some kind of character development from Enzo -- and when he joined the Cruiserweights, what I was hoping for, and even expecting, was that he would get his ass handed to him by the most skilled division in the WWE and gain a little humility. I don't want his personality or gimmick to change -- I just want to see him grow as a wrestler. When he first joined, he was even buddying up with Cedric Alexander (IMO the most skilled wrestler in the whole WWE) and Gran Metalik (another amazing wrestler and I have a soft spot for luchadores anyway) and so I was hoping that maybe he'd end up getting smashed by Neville, humble up a bit, keep his character, and start training with the best Cruiserweights to become an amazing wrestler himself.

So even after the annoying victories being the spotlight of 205Live for the past month, I was really looking forward to this match. This was going to be the big turning point -- Enzo was about to get crushed by Neville.

And indeed that's what happened. At the beginning. Enzo couldn't hold his own against Neville for a second, and was knocked silly. Neville was super pissed about Enzo coming in and ruining his division that he spent a lot of extra time just beating the shit out of him instead of winning the match quickly.

And so Enzo used that to his advantage. Outside of the ring, he took the Championship belt and started messing with it, and the ref made him give it back when he got back in the ring. While the ref was handing the belt back to the timekeeping officials, Enzo kicked the unsuspecting Neville in the crotch while the ref couldn't see, then immediately pinned him before he could recover himself, winning the match.

I was furious lmfao. There are so many amazing and underappreciated wrestlers in the Cruiserweight division and they all deserve to hold a title, and so many of them have been deserving of this for way too long. But here comes Enzo, scumming his way to the top without a single loss, because he's popular. Mad mad mad mad mad.

Then on Raw, Enzo had a victory party for himself, and the entire Cruiserweight division came out onto the floor and stared him down. Then Neville came out and confronted Enzo in the ring. Enzo had a clause that said if anyone attacked him during the celebration, they forfeited their rights to a championship opportunity. And despite the Cruiserweight division being so important to Neville, he kicked the crap out of him again.

After Raw went off-air, the entire division took turns beating him up, which resulted in no one being eligible for the title, but it certainly was satisfying to see all the cruiserweights standing up for the division. The off-air part we didn't get to see until it was shown on 205Live last night.

But yeah, I'm really anxious to see what happens next. I guess the entire point of this entire Enzo plotline is to get more people interested in 205Live and the Cruiserweights. And it's definitely the best story arc going on in the WWE now by far. But I really want redemption for the division. And I want Neville to take his throne back.

I don't know what will happen next. Ariya Daivari is trying to make amends with Enzo, and used Enzo's rivalry with Nevile to help with that. But Enzo's friendship could easily be dubious. And everyone else is still against Enzo.

So I guess there's a little suspect that Daivari is trying to get a title match by having Enzo request it (as I think the clause just doesn't let the others request/earn one on their own?) whether it's for himself or someone else.

There's also the possibility of someone rising up from NXT to join the division, who won't be part of the banned group. I think the current division roster needs more spotlight on their own. I haven't even been keeping up with NXT so I don't even know if there are any good candidates for this right now.

And then, of course, since every last member of the roster is involved in the stupid clause, there's a chance Kurt Angle could just redact the whole thing. Probably would make Enzo mad but I don't even care at this point.

Enzo seems to have completely turned heel, talking back to the Universe and even ending 205 Live last night by sneaking up on Neville and brutally beating him down with a crutch. And I love tons of heels, but Enzo's heel plot is progressing at the expensive of my precious Cruiserweights and it's really making it hard to stomach Enzo right now.

I still love Enzo and really want to see him eventually turn around in character and focus on being a more technical wrestler. I just didn't want to have to go through all of THIS to get to that point. And now I'm worried we may never get to that point at all...

And since I mentioned TapMania earlier, I even took Enzo off my team (replaced by Shinsuke Nakamura, who I just got through the recent Smackdown event -- the timing was too perfect, as if the game was telling me to ditch Enzo hahahaha)

I will be watching everything that unfolds with Enzo from here on out, but I'm rooting for everyone in the division except for him.

Oh, and another little rant: Gentyjack and Cedric Alexander are fighting next week and even though I love love love Jack and am excited to see how his new relationship with TBK unfolds (btw I ship them now lolol), I'm hoping Cedric wins this match. For weeks now, Cedric has been used as a punching bag plot device to progress the story of popular white wrestlers and it's not cool. He deserves to be one of the most celebrated names in the WWE, but he's being reduced to THAT. It's gross.

And don't even get me started on problematic rasslin crap because I don't even want to go into the whole Maharaja/Nakamura thing which I have MANY words about. I've typed enough as it is, though.

Anyawy, here's some random lighthearted thoughts from this week in WWE:

  • Drew Gulak is so cute? And he wears suits all the time now. I'm loving this new gimmick and loving Drew now.

  • Tony Nese has grown on me a lot. And, uh, hot DAMN did he look good with his hair down last night. 9 reasons to love him.

  • And speaking of those two, I totally ship them now, especially after Drew fawning over Tony through his whole fight hehehe.

  • But I still am glad Tozawa won. He is so much fun. He deserves a lot more.

  • I haven't even watched Smackdown this week because I'm just so sick of Kevin Owens

  • TJP is so fucking annoying and I hate that he has a chiptune theme because he doesn't deserve it and I want to see Rich Swann pound him into the ground 400 times. No, 500.

  • I only just now realized how much stuff you miss watching the abridged versions of the shows on Hulu...

  • I started watching old episodes of Raw from 1993 and it's really messed up. Also somehow Ric Flair is hot...?????????????

  • Also, I'm drawing a Neville fanart :)


ok the end. I have other things to do LOL

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