Theatrhythm Final Bar Line Sexiness Tiers

So I'm dying of anxiety waiting for Final Bar Line to drop tonight, and I decided I'll rate all the included characters in terms of hotness. Because it will pass time and I'm a pervy little bugger.

(Also my Mega Man playthrough is coming along well! We're on X4 now! It's going pretty slow because I'm doing it on stream and I don't always have the social energy for streaming. But I'm steadily making it through).

Tiers will be S as the highest, going downward to... probably D. Though I'm a very wide-interested pan dude so I doubt there will be too many low ones. I'm also going to TRY to be picky about who gets into S so it's only the best of the best :P And I'll hand out a few S+ in there for the cream of the crop.

I'm basing their appearances from ALL official, not their chibis from the game. So for example Warrior of Light is first -- I'm basing it mostly on how he appears in Dissidia for example.
OK LETS GO

Also, for child characters just take this as a cuteness rating.

Warrior of Light - B. Love this guy but he's not that attractive.

Princess Sarah - A, going by her appearance in Amano art and stuff. IDK why she has pink hair in TFF.

Garland - S. Knock me all down, Daddy. His impulsive passion for battle is hot, but mostly I just have an armor fetish, and that's one sexy metal suit.

Firion - B+. I love him to death but he's not that fuckable. Cute though, and stands out from the other generic protags.

Minwu - A. I guess. The outfit is cool... reminds me of Moonlight Knight from Sailor Moon.

Maria - S. Boob holster FTW. I would say if she was from a different game I might go with A+ but I have a big soft spot for FF2.

Guy - A. Big man. Love the gentle giant types, but he's kinda plain so no S for him.

Leon - B. He's cool and I appreciate his armor but he's too edgy fite man.

The Emperor - C. Love this guy as well but he's kinda ugly.

Onion Knight - D. Generic child character. The armor is cute and cool though.

Cid Haze - A. You'd think he's my "type" but I'm not that into the round-faced carrot nose thing he has going on.

Cloud of Darkness - B. Just kinda whatever.

Cecil - A. The A is totally in the armor, though -- but he's not a bad-looking bloke by any means.

Kain - C. His personality and his ability to constantly get mind-controlled really knocks him down.

Rydia - A. Adult-form Rydia is very pretty. Love her outfit and the cool hair.

Rosa - A. Gorgeous. If she was a more interesting character she might even push S rank, but they really dropped the ball writing her (especially in TAY omfg)

Edge - C. Can't stand this dude XD Your generic wannabe ladies' man.

Golbez - A+. I can't put him in S because I know what he looks like under the armor and it's nothing special (not bad though). And his armor isn't as hot as Garland's.

Bartz - B. Another generic protag guy. Love him to absolute death but he's just not that attractive.

Lenna - A+, and the + is because of her look in Amano's alternate artworks for her. I mean, she's very pretty but those ones she looks awesome.

Galuf - S+. My main squeeze in the FF universe. This man is HOTTT and ran around with a band of hotties saving the world. Love him to pieces.

Faris - A+, gorgeous but androgynous enough to pass for a male without anyone second guessing, but hot enough posing as a guy to make the bicurious dudes fall for her/him.

Krile - A. Super cute but not much to be said. If she wasn't Galuf's granddaughter she probably would get a B lmfao.

Gilgamesh - A. I like his... shape. And think of what he could do with all those hands 8)

Exdeath - A+. Not Garland-level armor hotness but still hot armor, better than Golbez.

Terra - B. I know, I know. But Tina is just not my type I guess. She's pretty but eh.

Locke - C. The opposite of my type. But it's not like he's ugly or anything. Just very plain.

Edgar - B+. I used to rate him an A or even A+ but I've grown bored of him over the years.

Celes - S. My gorgeous FF6 waifu, and one of my favorite ladies in the franchise.

Mog - ... D? It's cute, but like... no sexiness there lol.

Kefka - C. Not a fan of the clown aesthetic, and "I'm evil for no reason" thing bores me. Too one-dimensional.

Cloud - A. Stands out amongst the protags, and has a great personality/character. Love his story in FF7.

Barret - S+. YES daddy Barret. Gruff buff and gun for an arm. His personality gets him the +; he's an amazing character. FF7 has some great character writing.

Tifa - A+. Boobs. I used to consider her like a C or something, but I've grown to really love her. I actually like her more than Aerith these days (don't tell anyone). Great character, too.

Aerith - B. She's cute but not my type. I used to love her the most out of the FF7 charas but over time she's come to feel kind of stale to me.

Red XIII - B. I'm totally a furry but Nanaki doesn't do it for me. Can see the appeal for those into feral furries, though.

Yuffie - C. This is a hard one. I like her hair but she annoys the hell out of me, and in general she's one of my least favorite characters. But I don't think she's ugly. So she won't get a D.

Vincent - C. After watching my friend's stream I've kinda grown to appreciate him as a character, but he just looks kinda boring to me.

Zack - B. Not as cool as Cloud. I don't want to go into the story of FF7 in these little blurbs. XD

Sephiroth - D. I like pretty guys with long hair but Sephy is eh. Plus he's kinda annoying.

Squall - B+. Solid character and pretty relatable to teenage me. But he's not like particularly sexy or anything. Nomura has a way of drawing nice-looking characters, though, IMO.

Seifer - D. Hate this guy. Not only is he ugly but his character is annoying. I can appreciate the writing but I still hate him.

Rinoa - S+. What a BABE. And a very fun character, too. Makes you wish you could be Squall ;)

Laguna - B+. A total loveable dork. But just not too much my type. His personality makes up for his lack of looks to me.

Edea - B+. This is a hard one because she looks awful in her main appearance throughout the game, but when she has a more 'normal' appearance, she's very pretty. But kinda generic. So I think B+ is fair.

Ultimecia - D. Nightmare fuel.

Zidane - C+. I want to rank him higher because he's by far my favorite protag but he's ugly lol. The only thing saving him from D is his amazing character writing, with a + because I feel bad giving him a C.

Vivi - A. But definitely not in the sexy way. Since he's a child character we're just ranking on cuteness :) Want to hug that little guy. Those Black Waltzes, though...

Dagger - S+. The ultimate FF waifu. She is amazingly beautiful and has the best personality and storyline of, like, any character in the series IMO, which makes me love her even more.

Eiko - D+. I don't like her design at all, and the + is just because I've come to appreciate her as a character over time (I used to hate her XD)

Kuja - A. A solid A, but not an A+. One of my favorite villains.

Tidus - A. I don't know why but I have a thing for Tidus. Personally I thought he was a great character??? I don't understand the hate for him TBH.

Yuna - A, though it's solely for her redesign in 10-2, where she got access to a bunch of cute and hot outfits. Her 10 outfit isn't that flattering (though still pretty).

Auron - A+. Definitely got those zaddy vibes, and I used to give him an S probably, but I've cooled down on him. Nothing against him though.

Jecht - A+. I actually think he's hotter than Auron these days. And I've come to appreciate him as a character more over time, too.

Rikku - A+. Tons of personality and very cute, I love her to death. Even though she's not my type she STILL somehow feels super attractive, so that gets her an A+ for sure.

Paine - S+. GODDAMN. Probably my #2 waifu after Dagger (though Rinoa and Celes are close too).

Seymour - D. Ugly AF and really annoying character.

Shantotto - D. I don't even know if this is a child character or what but it's super ugly.

Prishe - B. I guess. I have no attachment to the FF11 characters so IDK really. She's cute in Opera Omnia.

Aphmau - A. She's really cute in her concept art. That's all I have to say.

Lilisette - B+. The FF11 character models look terrifying, but she's actually kinda cute in the 2D artwork.

Vaan - D+. I like him a lot but he's not attractive whatsoever.

Ashe - S. Yes yes yes. Great character and very pretty.

Balthier - A+. Like Rikku, not my type at all but somehow still oozes sex appeal.

Fran - B. I know everyone thinks the Viera are GORGEOUS but I just think they're cool. Don't have a strong desire to fuck the bunnies.

Gabranth - B+. The armor is sexy but the guy under it is very boring.

Lightning - A+. Wanna put her in S but I feel like she JUST doesn't make it. Much love to you, though, Light.

Snow - A. This is another one where he's not really my type but damn does he look hot in that part where he's shirtless and bandaged up. And I actually like his personality a lot...?

Vanille - D. No.

Hope - S. I even have a Hope figurine. He's just adorable, and I love his story and personality. Don't @ me.

Serah - A, very pretty but her sister is prettier. Serah also looks kind of... malnourished. Or at least VERY VERY petite in frame. Either way it's a little unsettling. Still love her though.

Noel - C. Don't have a lot to say about this guy since I never played his game for more than an hour or two, but he looks boring.

Cid Raines - B. Cool outfit...?

Y'shtola - C. I hate FF14.

Yda - B. She's cool I guess.

Thancred - D. Ugly and boring.

Alphinaud - E. I forgot how much I hate this design. It's so ugly. Even the character's name is ugly.

Noctis - C. Too generic, and he's a little too edgy.

Gladiolus - A. Nice body, but probably the most boring of the 15 quartet (still like him though).

Ignis - A. Guilty pleasure, his voice does a lot for me too.

Prompto - C. Really not my type, but I like him.

Aranea - B. Haven't gotten far enough in FF15 to really know her but she seems ok.

Benjamin - C. The best thing we have to go off here is some obscure European artwork and he's not that great looking. Not even the armor is saving him in this pic...

Ramza - C. Not my type.

Agrais - A. She looks great in that armor, and I love her hair. Cool character, too.

Orlandeau - B. You'd think I'd be all over the fuzzy-faced daddy thing but I'm not a fan of the chin strap, nor the FFT art style so much, so I can't really get into him.

Ciaran - B. The Clavats are cute and there's some really nice looks for them.

Ace - C. Boring. Haven't played this one so I can only go on looks.

Machina - C. Same reason as Ace hahaha.

Rem - B. I really like her in Opera Omnia. But she doesn't stand out on looks alone.

Kurasame - C. The Type-0 characters look kind of generic if you haven't played it I think.

Tyro - C. Some generic kid; I did play Record Keeper a bit and there's not much to say about him.

Wol - B. He gets cool armors, and his generic one is kinda hot with the skintight theme. Never played Mobius, though.

Cosmos - A. Pretty Goddess lady. Not a lot to say about her but I like how she looks.

Chaos - S. Fuck me up.

Materia - A. The outfit is cool.

Spiritus - A. I have a thing for buff evil beings I guess.

Chocobo - Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh A. Let's bang the bird. LMAO

I really need to update this more. And check on my reading page.

Well that killed ... almost 2 hours. Now I just have 1.5 hours to go. I'm... so antsy...