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[marchionessofmustache]

Cool things about Stardew Valley that aren't in Harvest Moon:

• Poly dating


• There is an intentionally homeless freegan guy as a character


• Kiss scenes with all your girlfriends/boyfriends


• Slime monster pets

Comments

[kenyefartson.livejournal.com]

I really need to play this

[thaao.livejournal.com]

Sadly the poly dating is very limited -- you're just able to have up to 10 girlfriends/boyfriends at a time (12 when the new version patch comes out XD), but you can't form like triads or anything, though honestly programming a game system like that would be really complicated so I don't blame them XD And then if/when you decide to get married (which you'll have to for achievements XD) you're forced into monogamy and suddenly your spouse will be upset if you continue dating other people even though they were fine with it while you were dating and kissing and stuff. But once you live in the same house its BAD idk.

[kenyefartson.livejournal.com]

Well that's, interesting LOL I guess it's progress though. And yeah, I imagine it would be a programming nightmare. Hopefully someday someone wants to suffer through it though LOL

[fon-ronsenbutt.livejournal.com]

you can date/sleep with everyone in Fallout 4 haha I don't know if it was intentional poly or just laziness but I'm taking full advantage xD I do miss the kiss scenes though... in Dragon Age and Mass Effect you get cheesy horrible sex scenes but I miss that still in Fallout - just a kissy scene is ok for me, I don't need that horrible crap that BioWare games have haha and you can't even hug the cute robot android synth detective ;0;

[thaao.livejournal.com]

Skyrim had monogamy so maybe the poly was intentional in Fallout? (omg those are both Bethesda right? I'm not confusing it am I??) but in Skyrim you live together and raise a family so maybe that's why they put the effort into monogamy lmfao. But I want to enjoy fallout love too XD and yeah, I would miss kissy scenes, too... I put mods in Skyrim to add sex stuff lmfao but it was so ugly but I still liked it. The thing that was the most fun that came out of those mods was playing with naked dead bodies lmfaooo

[fon-ronsenbutt.livejournal.com]

haha yes they are both Beth! But that's true. Maybe because you had to get married in Skyrim, and in Fallout....everything is gone so what's the point lol

LOL what!? Playing with naked dead bodies wtf XD I wanted the pony mod that made all the dragons My Little Pony haha

[thaao.livejournal.com]

Yeah, in Skryim pretty much everything is a mess though and they even use that as the excuse of why there's no courtship because the world is so fucked that no one can be bothered, so they just wear a necklace and are like 'ok let's get married because you're wearing the necklace' LOL. But apparenly people who are willing to get married on the spot because they see a necklace are too sensitive about relationships to be open to poly stuff, idk.

LOL well like idk how much you know about sex/porn mods but like basically you install a 'base' sex mod that just replaces the generic 'nude' model with actual nude models instead of underwear people, and it adds some functionality -- basically it gives all humanoids and some animals a bunch of new animations and stuff that can be used for sexual things, but the base itself doesn't really do anything, it just adds functionality. Then you go and get actual functioning mods which are pretty varied -- I basically got ones that adding kind of realistic stuff, like you could hit on people and try to get them to sleep with you but they had to like you and your speechcraft mattered, too, so like if you sucked at speechcraft you'd be worse at turning them on or whatever lmfao. And you could get improvement mods for the base like... instead of just one base dick for example you get a mod that adds a variety of shapes and sizes and even randomizes each character's size and shape LOL and this also added some functionality where you could like... 'pose' their peen for some reason, I guess to troubleshoot like if your animations involving multiple characters weren't lining up right or something, idk, but you could kind of move them around a lot and it was funny.

Anyway, so I ended up spending way too much time like... after killing people, looting all their stuff (so they'd just end up being a naked body) and then like... trying to make them do funny poses and stuff by dragging the bodies around... which for some reason was 100000x more fun when they were naked and you could play with the dong. Even though mostly what I did was stuff you could do in vanilla like drop their head in a fire or something stupid.

Though later I got a 'necro' mod that let you re-animate bodies or summon their ghosts and have sex with them lol. The 'zombies' were just... pretty much as if you had never killed them in the first place, like they'd talk and whatever like normal people, and then just SUDDENLY FALL DEAD when the game recognized they were done with the sex again and it was so weird. I didn't really like that mod LOL. I also had one where if you were killed, sometimes instead of dying, the person(s) who killed you (and sometimes monsters) would have their way with you and then leave you there naked... so you got to live but you lost everything (and saw a rape scene lol). It was kinda fun and actually saved me once from a group of bandits I stumbled on early-game who were a bit out of my league, but then they gangbanged me and left me with nothing and a wolf killed me anyway LOL but if it hadn't been for the wolf I would have lived XDDDD For some reason the base mod thing only supports animations of male monsters + female characters (though with the humanoid races, there's a variety of available animations for any combination), so I wasn't able to get 'saved' by the wolf LOL. And sadly there is no spider support no matter your character's gender.

OK I TALKED WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT THAT LOL

Sadly I don't have the game any more, I had pirated it since I already bought it twice on Xbox so I feel like I've supported the game enough LOL and I barely even played the Xbox version... but anymore I'd still rather actually own the PC version anyway so I'm hoping someone will buy it for me when it's on sale for like $20-25 with all the expansions and stuff. You can still mod the Steam version, so I can go around and play with dead people's privates and get achievements while I do it.

[fon-ronsenbutt.livejournal.com]

LOL I know nothing about porn mods because I game on console like a peasant and don't have them XD But that is 100% the kind of thing I would do. Once in Assassin's Creed I accidentally massacred a whole camp of soldiers and wasted hours putting them all in a pit. Then in Fallout I killed a ton of people in a hotel room, stripped them all and put them all in a bath in my room. I also made a pile of them outside a settlement in Fallout 4. And in Skyrim I make the naked corpses lie next to each other in racial groups as a warning lol

Sex mods sound weird though and are probably super awkward? I imagine them to be really cringe like the Dragon Age ones but I'd probably still use them even though all I feel is discomfort and embarrassment haha

but then they gangbanged me and left me with nothing and a wolf killed me anyway
This provides me with endless amounts of amusement XD

[thaao.livejournal.com]

Yeah I only recently switched to PC gaming and now I just wish everything was on PC because I don't want to go back ahaha. There are still plenty of advantages to consoles, like you never have to buy parts or install drivers or mess with a million settings because your game you bought just doesn't work at all... Porn mods and mods in general are just really fun, games like Skyrim feel so empty without them. I had one that added a bunch of new characters as companions/love interests and they were all fully voiced and had a TON of story. Now the game feels weird with them missing.

But yeah uh sex nods are indeed super awk and cringe... Skyrim's had a ton of devoted devs so they weren't so bad. They didn't make undressing so your clothes just disappeared (though there were options for what you could keep on, like you could wear just helmets if you wanted during the sex LOL and i often wore most of the armor because armor is sexy anyway so this wasn't too big of a deal) and the animations weren't bad, it was just obviously a bit repetitive... The worst part was the voices which there were probably mods to make better but they often were really unfitting and annoying, and there was only like 1 voice for each gender so it often didn't even match the characters???

[lila-werewolf.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, I want pet monsters!!! /goes to figure out how to get one

Yes, cool that you can date all the people you like <33

[thaao.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I haven't gotten them myself yet but I saw you can build a hutch for them in the carpenter's shop and it says you can raise the pet slimes :) The hutch looks really cool, too, like a fortress XD Though I think that's kind of contrasting to the look of the rest of your farm but XD